If I were in charge of the world
I’d add another Saturday in the week
And if you were Austarlian you wouldn’t be allowed to speek

If I were in charge of the world
There’d be pandas as house pets
dogs could be there own vet

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn’t be able to show affection in public
You wouldn’t be able to wear sandals or flip-flops
You wouldn’t be able to talk while chewing food

If I were in charge of the world.